Amanda Knox: Crossing her fingers and praying Italy's Supreme Court will decline to retry her in the murder of British student Meredith Kercher.
Hackers for the Homeland: The US Government is scouting high schools and creating arbitrary contests to identify 600 teenage hackers that they can train to defend the greatest computer grid of the greatest country in all the land.
US Supreme Court Tackles Gay Marriage: Supreme Court justices are set to hear two cases related to gay marriage this week. First, a challenge to California's Prop 8, which broadly bans gay marriage, they could rule narrowly or extend marriage rights nationwide. Second, on the constitutionality of the Defense of Marriage Act, which denies federal benefits to gay couples who are legally married in their states. "Unlike the Prop 8 case, the DOMA challenge does not address whether there is a fundamental right under the Constitution to gay marriage," explains ABCNews.com.
Bill Gates Wants to Give You $100,000 to Make a New Condom for Men: Consensus is the current ones don't feeeeeel good enough. Details over here.
Our Trunks Are Shaped for Her Pleasure: "Ford apologizes for ads featuring women bound and gagged in car driven by Silvio Berlusconi."
War of the Titans: Sacramento investors are stepping in block Seattle investors from poaching their basketball team, the Sacramento Kings. In April, the NBA Board of Governors will hear presentations from both groups and take their pick of offers.
The Nation's Largest Vertical Farm: Thriving in an abandoned warehouse in Chicago.
Last-Minute Bailout: Read all about Cyprus's $13 billion bailout, then count your blessings that you're not a wealthy Russian.
Big Brother, etc: While state lawmakers are still considering whether to allow law enforcement to use images from red-light cameras in unrelated investigations, Bremerton police are already embracing the practice.
March Madness: Which state is the worst state in which to be a fertile woman?
Speaking of which, here's a short step-by-step tutorial on how to treat an unconscious woman: