Introducing Wedding Crasher: in which a writer from The Stranger comes to your wedding, drinks (only their fair share) of your booze, dances to your music (whatever it may be), and celebrates your love (ditto)! Would you like us to crash your wedding? Send your wedding invitation to weddingcrasher@thestranger.com!

Upon my arrival at Adam Swan and Karam Yousef's wedding, I handed the groom—who happens to be the keyboardist of Truckasauras—a wicker basket of wedding gifts, including a bottle of lavender liqueur and a book of Dale Chihuly postcards. He was so excited to show me the majestic three-foot-high wedding cake that he didn't even look in the basket. The cake was covered in purple and gold swirls of frosting and topped with plastic bobbleheads of Adam and Karam...

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NEWLYWEDS Cutting the cake with a sword.
  • JENNY JIMENEZ
  • NEWLYWEDS Cutting the cake with a sword.