Prosecutors said that Monsignor Wallin, 61, had methamphetamine mailed to him by co-conspirators in California and sold nearly four pounds of the drugs last year. He also bought a video- and sex-toy shop in North Haven, Conn., named Land of Oz Dorothy’s Place, apparently to launder the drug money, the authorities said.
Monsignor Wallin was pastor of St. Augustine Parish in Bridgeport for nine years until he resigned in June 2011, citing health and personal reasons. He previously served six years as pastor of St. Peter’s Church in Danbury.
Old King Missile fans—are there any young King Missile fans anymore?—will be reminded of their song "Jesus Was Way Cool."
Jesus was way cool. Everybody liked Jesus. Everybody wanted to hang out with him. Anything he wanted to do, he did.
He turned water into wine. And if he wanted to, he could have turned wheat into marijuana. Or sugar into cocaine. Or vitamin pills into amphetamines.
He walked on the water and swam on the land...
He could've told the future. He could've baked the most delicious cake in the world. He could've scored more goals than Wayne Gretzky. He could've danced better than Barishnikov. Jesus could have been funnier than any comedian you can think of.
Jesus was way cool.
Jesus also went to jail.