You: Bored, sitting on a computer all day, wishing there were something to do.

Me: Sitting on a computer all day posting awesome stuff for you to do on our News & Politics Event Calendar.

The Calendar: Stuffed full of city council hearings on aPodments, galas packed with liberals, lectures on crony capitalism, touching documentaries, immigration reform rallies, and HAND-JOB LESSONS!!! (And then there's lots of totally top-secret stuff that I can't post on Slog or I'd have to break your legs but you can look at over here.)

Now: Go to the Stranger's News & Politics Event Calendar and enjoy life more than ever before. Want to suggest a news or politics event for the best calendar on earth? E-mail me.