As Cienna told us, there's a proposal to build huge coal terminals on the Washington State coast, which would, naturally, require tons of coal to come barreling through the state each day to supply the terminals. And coal is very bad for oysters. Bummer! But lo! The bivalvapocalypse is not here yet. Stick out your pinkie and slurp down a little sea snot tonight at Coastal Kitchen to stick it to Big Coal. Every cent of oyster sales goes to Puget Soundkeepers Alliance and their campaign against the coal terminals.

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