As if the violent apathy at Westlake Park wasn't frightening enough, a pro-immigration reform contingent opened up a second May Day front at Judkins Park, backing off law enforcement officers with the threat of brightly colored balloons. Or something. Beware the Aztlan Conspiracy!

Meanwhile, private security guards continue to guard downtown Seattle banks from the looming Anarcho-Aztlan menace. When asked if they were being paid overtime for their dangerous May Day duty, Brendan reports that guards uniformly reply: "No."

We are the 99 percent!