The biggest risk the NBA faces from fucking Seattle once again is that the league ultimately loses Seattle as a market for its product. And the best way for Seattleites to send that message to the league is to boycott the NBA playoffs. Especially if you're a local Nielsen family.

So really, don't watch. It's a beautiful day. Enjoy the weather. Walk the dog. Do some gardening. Ride your bike. Maybe even play a little basketball yourself. But whatever you do, don't watch the NBA playoffs.