Getting a lot of concerned emails this morning from Sloggers worried about me:

An aggressive, off-leash dog in Seattle's Cal Anderson Park led to one man being hospitalized with serious stab wounds Sunday night, according to the Seattle Police Department. According to police, the suspect's dog charged at the victim, a man in his 20s, twice, so the victim kicked it. That's reportedly led to a fight, during which the suspect pulled out a knife and stabbed and slashed the victim multiple times in the stomach.

For the record: I've never kicked a dog. And the victim is described as a man in his 20s. I'm 34 years old—as all regular readers of "Savage Love" know.