President Obama Did Something Awful: And Ansel Herz says that this is what you get, liberals.
In Which the Seattle Times Pretends to Care About Poor People: The Seattle Times wants The Stranger to stop picking on The Seattle Times, so they Googled how many times The Stranger mentioned The Seattle Times this year. That turned out to be a genius plan. On multiple levels.
It's Spring: Which means it's time to talk about street harassment.
This Old House: In which an Occupy offshoot tries to save a man from eviction.
This Headline Would Mean Something Completely Different on a Tech Blog: "Michael Pollan Is the Steve Jobs of Food"
Once Every Five Years Or So, Slog Actually Teaches You Something: Here, use the afternoon to memorize the capitols of all fifty states: