PresidentJohnBoehner.com is the new Unskewed Polls. It's basically a work of science fiction that imagines a world in which the 2012 election is completely invalidated. Here's the (all [sic]) premise:

Once the House votes on the evidence of Barack Obama’s unconstitutional power grab, the 2012 Presidential election can be decertified with a simple majority vote of the House. This removes Barack Obama from being President AND Joe Biden from his role as Vice President.

Number 3 in the Line Of Succession is the Speaker of the house, John Boehner. He becomes the President, (#45, as Obama’s second term is not being shortened, it is being invalidated), and can appoint his choice as Vice President, shall we say Ted Cruz. At any time going forward, If John Boehner should decide to resign7 return to the Speaker role, or private life, Ted Crux would assume the role as President of the United States.

This is just delightful. President Crux! Could you even think of a more science-fiction-y name than that? Between this speculative alt-history fiction masterpiece and yesterday's semi-erotic President Obama fan fiction, the Republican Party seems to be fostering the next great generation of novelists.