In Chafed Gooches: Portland was greeted last night with miles and miles of nude bicyclists for the 2013 World Naked Bike Ride. Police urged the riders to at least wear a helmet. No word yet if Stranger intern Ansel Herz told them to fuck off with one middle finger, or two.

Super(power)friends? Obama and Chinese president Xi Jingping ended a two day summit, agreeing to battle climate change and that North Korea shouldn't have nukes. However the rainbows quickly faded as the two couldn't agree on cybersecurity between the countries.

North and South Korea had government-level meetings for the first time in two years, after months of tension from North Korea's nuclear tests in February. According to a South Korean spokesman the talks went "without any argument."

In Bad Ideas: While various cities have tried gun buy-backs to increase safety, some in Houston decided to go the complete opposite route and give away free shotguns to single women and people in high crime neighborhoods.

After a woman was found dead in a tub full of acid in Nine Mile Falls earlier this week, authorities found DVDs of Breaking Bad in the murder suspect's house. One particular episode goes into detail on how to get rid of a body with sulfuric hydrofluoric acid.

Thanking John Malkovich: After an elderly man tripped and cut himself badly in downtown Toronto, actor John Malkovich swooped in to apply pressure to the wound and comfort the man's fears about being sent to the hospital. Isn't he dreamy??

A Saudi Arabian prince is actually suing Forbes for undervaluing the bat-shit crazy amount of money he has in the Magazine's "Rich List". The list valued Alwaleed bin Talal at a bat-shit crazy $20 billion, while the prince claims he is actually worth a bat-shit crazy $30 billion.

The NSA's director defends PRISM legality, saying the media was misleading in its description, and "reckless."

In the world of puppies and bow ties, startling discoveries have been made.