This is one of the more awful things I've read today:

In a column at conspiracy website WND, gun activist Jeff Knox is promoting a company that sells bullets coated with "pork-infused paint" that are theoretically designed to "deter Islamists from martyrdom."

So many questions: First of all, how many Americans will buy these bullets even though they'd be more likely to run into a unicorn in their home towns than a real, live Muslim terrorist? Second of all, do some people think that "Islamists" will screech and turn to smoke like fucking vampires if they're shot with a pork-infused bullet? Third, are pork-infused bullets what our Founding Fathers had in mind when they talked about our right to bear arms?