... I'd rock a pair of Dad legs in public:

An image going viral on Sina Weibo—the Chinese equivalent of Twitter—purports to promote 'hairy stockings'.

The picture shows a pair of legs hairy from thigh to ankle but non-hairy feet—leaving the gender of the subject open to debate.

''Super sexy, summertime anti-pervert full-leg-of-hair stockings, essential for young girls going out,'' the post reads, according to trend watcher ChinaSMACK.

I'd rock these aggressively hairy stockings, not because I have a problem staring at my (often unshaven) legs, but because I've never been able to resist being a spectacle.

Imagine how much fun life would be if this trend took off: Bus seats next to you would stay vacant, bridesmaids photos would be forever ruined, TSA agents would temper their pat downs. Just think of how angry, indignant, and offended strangers would be, being forced to stare at all those lady Dad legs in public. The horror!

Curtsies to Emily for the tip.