Nature once again struggles to bring "short" back into the Hobbesian equation:

But his most life-threatening encounter has been with coccidioidomycosis, or valley fever, for which he is being treated here. Coccidioidomycosis, known as “cocci,” is an insidious airborne fungal disease in which microscopic spores in the soil take flight on the wind or even a mild breeze to lodge in the moist habitat of the lungs and, in the most extreme instances, spread to the bones, the skin, the eyes or, in Mr. Klorman’s case, the brain.

The infection, which the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has labeled “a silent epidemic,” is striking more people each year, with more than 20,000 reported cases annually throughout the Southwest, especially in California and Arizona.

Oh great. Brain fungus. I'm already a hypochondriachondriac (I'm excessively concerned with the possibility of developing hypochondria). The last thing I need is yet another disgusting disease to worry about worrying about contracting.