My favorite offering in the Whitefish, Montana Pilot is "Police Calls," which this week features reports to local police of a four year old playing in an electric car ("The child was not driving very well and was approaching the highway"); a man who became "stressed out" and fired a 22-caliber rifle inside his house, with some shot hitting him in the face ("He told police he didn't think he was trying to kill himself"); and this:

There's no word on what police in Whitefish, Montana did with this tip from another state.