Texas Hates Women So Much: How much does Texas hate women? So much. A lot. I mean, a whole bunch. They just keep proving it. Dee Snider thinks Texas is stupid. But they even went ahead and banned tampons and maxi pads. Because, in conclusion these Texans really fucking hate women.
Fast Food, Low Wages: Why isn't the city enforcing anti-wage-theft laws? Is it because they want fast food workers to be replaced with robots?
"Willing to Die" Brendan Kiley has some thoughts to share about the California prison strike.
People Don't Pass Gun Control Laws, Insurance Actuaries Pass Gun Control Laws: Chicago Fan on our best hope in the War Against an Idiotic Number of Guns in the Wrong Hands.
Don't Get Too Excited, Ed. They Endorsed George W. Bush, Too: The Seattle Times issued their very unsurprising endorsement.
Orson Scott Victim Card: Slog commenter Pope Buck I came up with the perfect nickname for the hateful, homophobic author. Card's movie is getting boycotted by nerdy gay groups. Card then made a bullshit plea for "tolerance." People scoffed at that. And now the movie's production company is trying to do damage control.
Wait, Their Door Handle Is a Functioning Ax? Callan Berry informed us that a man pried an ax free from a downtown store's front door. Then Berry posted a picture of what the store did with their doors after the whole axe thing settled down.
Reason #4,332 Why Libraries Are Awesome: Anna Minard's little love letter to Seattle Public Libraries was a high point of my week.
At Those Prices, It's Practically A Salt and Battery: This pinch of salt is worth $4 because it's "Hand-Harvested in Oregon."
Calling All Jizz Experts: The main reason I'm posting this story about a possible jizz stain is because I want to highlight this comment by Fnarf, which almost made me die laughing:
Why Don't They Just Call It "Sad Clown Pizza?" On the proper pronunciation of "Pagliacci."
Lastly, can we talk about how Charlie Staadecker demolishes the English language in this fucking video? I don't always notice when someone mangles a sentence, but when I do, it's because that sentence is so tortured that I feel like calling the ACLU on its behalf.
