Drug Cartel Kingpin Captured by Mexican Marines: Miguel Ángel Treviño Morales, also known as "Z-40," was captured yesterday in Nuevo Laredo, just across the border from Laredo, Texas, "without a shot being fired," according to the New York Times. Says the Times, "Mr. Treviño was ranked among the most ruthless crime bosses... [and] has been linked to the killing and disappearance of 265 migrants in northeastern Mexico."

Protests of the Zimmerman Acquittal Continue: Fourteen people were arrested in LA last night for "failing to disperse" after a peaceful vigil spawned alleged vandalism of cars, windows, and a Walmart, while in Oakland, "hundreds of protesters stormed Interstate 880 near downtown," blocking traffic.

Berry Pickers in Skagit County on Strike: Farmworkers at Sakuma Farms near Burlington have walked off the job, demanding better wages—from 30 cents per pound of berries picked to 70 cents—and an end to racist and disrespectful treatment from bosses. "They can do this until the season is over," says an organizer.

RIP, Former State Legislator Kip Tokuda: Cienna has the outpouring of love and respect right over here.

Jesus H. Christ, This Is Ugly: Details of 70-year-old San Diego mayor Bob Filner's alleged sexual harassment of women has been released by three of his former supporters, including reports of "the forcible kissing of two constituents and grabbing the buttocks and breast of a staff member," according to the LA Times.

In a City Hall elevator, Filner told a female staffer that women employees would do better "if they worked without their panties on," attorney Marco Gonzalez said at a news conference outside City Hall.

Filner's behavior toward women is so egregious that women who work for him call him a "dirty old man" and coined the phrases "the Filner headlock" and "the Filner dance" to describe how he isolates women and then makes unwanted advances, Gonzalez said.

Putin Says the US Has Trapped Snowden in Russia: He talked to a group of students Monday about NSA leaker and airport-dweller Edward Snowden, characterizing him as an "unwanted Christmas present" from the States. Best line: "When Putin insisted that Russia did not want Snowden to cause damage to the United States, the students laughed out loud."

Man Shot in Both Arms Sues Bellevue Gun Range and the Man Who Shot Him: The injured man was shooting at Wade's Eastside Guns when, according to the lawsuit, a man in a neighboring lane "accidentally fired through the foam lane divider... The 9 mm bullet struck the man in the right arm, powered through it, then tore through his left arm as well, leaving him seriously injured, according to the lawsuit."

How Is All the Twinkie News So Depressing? "Hostess Twinkies return to stores, but unionized jobs disappear," reports the Christian Science Monitor, quoting a "bread and snack industry analyst."

Deaf Starbucks Patrons Sue the Coffee Giant: They allege that New York Starbucks employees were repeatedly rude and offensive to deaf customers, including, among other things, a time staff reportedly called the police on the Deaf Chat Coffee group meeting.

Gimme the Panda Cam! The Atlanta Zoo has new twin baby pandas, which are the first twin baby pandas to be born in the US since the '80s. The mama panda, Lun Lun, went into labor—what's that? You want me to shut the fuck up and just link to the panda cam? OKAY, FINE. It's right here.