So, why are you sitting on this chair? Shouldn't you be in someone's hand and/or belly, being enjoyed?

I think the hope is that I will look good enough to lure people away from seeing, like, Cults and Frightened Rabbit and stuff. They'll be like, "Oh, hey, a Bloody Mary with a hamburger on it! Let's skip the Flaming Lips and have a drink!"

Is it working?

I don't know. I think they forgot I'm out here.

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