It's Election Day! Have you mailed in your ballot yet? No? Is it because you're panicked by the urgency of deadline-driven decisions? Do bubbles stress you out? Worried that you'll equivocate your life away until Tim Burgess tells you what to do? DON'T SALLY CLARK IT! Here are our endorsements! Here is our cheat sheet! Get your ballot postmarked today or it won't count!
Oh, look, it's a young Charlie Staadecker!
- You'll like me better or my name isn't Charlie Staadecker.
AND A LEGALLY BINDING SLOG POLL!