...by Steve:

...So today I publish this review not so much as a review but as a mile marker for future historians to look to when our inevitable self-destruction finally occurs.

These Pepsi-flavored Cheetos are the latest food hybrid to spit in the eye of Mother Nature...

He invokes Mary Shelley and also (I believe) coins the neologism "nosegrope." Steve has previously reviewed Lester’s Fixins Ranch Dressing Soda, Cheeseburger Cheetos, and, as they say, more.

Thanks, Greg!