Omigod! Some ex-New Yorker named Marvin says that Seattle is dirtier and more dangerous than New York, so we better adopt Rudy Giuliani's tough-on-vagrancy-and-nuisance-crime regime, and quick, Seattle Times columnist Danny Westneat suggests while suggesting that he's not really suggesting anything because it "doesn’t exactly match my own experience," though maybe "I’ve been here too long to see" it, or something!

A column based on a single anecdote that his own experience doesn't corroborate. Uh-huh.