1. Have you read Amy Poehler's story in the New Yorker about her first job? You should:

Chadwick’s was one of those fake old-timey restaurants. The menus were written in swoopy cursive. The staff wore Styrofoam boaters and ruffled white shirts with bow ties. Jangly music blared from a player piano as children climbed on counters. If the style of the restaurant was old-fashioned, the parenting that went on there was distinctly modern. Moms and dads would patiently recite every item on the menu to their squirming five-year-olds, as if the many flavors of ice cream represented all the unique ways they were loved.

2. And after that, you should watch the moving speech that Poehler recently gave in support of the Worldwide Orphans Foundation, a charity that she's supported for years now:

3. I challenge you to tell me that this woman is anything less than incredible.