Michelle Jaworski at the Daily Dot says that the online version of Grand Theft Auto is taking the most sacred moment in a man's life—when his online avatar is flirting with a virtual stripper—and making it shamelessly public.

In the game, you can bring a stripper home by flirting with her during a private dance. In online mode, that’s achieved by talking to her through your microphone. Like much of the game, all you really have to do is make noise, but sometimes players actually try to flirt with them.

Here's video that was recorded of an alleged strip-club flirt session.

This could very well be a sexed-up-version of the famous Leeroy Jenkins fraud, but the fact that thousands of people are online at any given moment, murmuring nonsense words into their headsets in the hopes of scoring with imaginary strippers is simply too absurd to ignore.