And some of these people are Stranger writers.

("The wig and makeup were done by Pakio Galore, the costumer for Julia's Le Faux and Sunday Drag Brunch," reports Adrian. "He's amazing.")

(Also, this photo is from this past weekend, when Mr. Ryan took next-to-top honors at the Julia's costume contest. He's not some dick who dresses up like Endora the day before actual Halloween.)