If you thought the pedigreed hounds of yesterday looked like normal dogs and today's look weird, it's because they've been bred into sickly, misshapen fur statues. The tip comes via Fnarf, who says, "I KNEW there was something terribly wrong with today's German Shepherds compared to the ones I knew just a few decades ago."

Check out the side-by-side comparisons of yesterdogs and modern freakpets.