Kelly O and I covered the first few Santarchies for The Stranger. They were fun! But now that Santarchy has become so big that over 2,000 people have confirmed their attendance on the official Facebook page, I think it might be a good idea to get the fuck out of Santa's way. We were just e-mailed the official itinerary for Santarchy, which takes place tomorrow:

12PM - 12:30PM: Start at King Street Station (3rd & S King St)
12PM - 2PM: The Lodge Sports Grille, FX McRorys
1PM - 3PM: Comedy Underground, J&M Cafe, Central Saloon, New Orleans
2PM - 4PM: Fado, Contour, Magic Mouse Toys, 7 Eleven, Easy Joes, Owl N Thistle
3PM - 4PM: McCormick & Schmick's, Diller Room
4PM - 5PM: Group photo at Harbor Steps (1st & University), followed by activities at Pike Place Market (Gum Wall, Pike & Pike)
4PM - 6PM: Hard Rock Cafe, Pike Pub & Brewery, Alibi Room, Il Bistro, Pike Place Bar & Grill
6PM: Westlake Park for caroling and merriment
6:30PM: Flash mobs at Pacific Place Mall and Sheraton Hotel's Gingerbread Village
6PM - 8PM: Gameworks, Gordon Biersch, Mexico Cantina, Dragonfish
8PM - 10PM: Baltic Room, La Cocina Oaxaquena, Still Liquor, Pine Box, Seattle Eagle, Rumba
10PM - 12AM: 95 Slide, Capitol Hill Cider, World of Beer, Sun Liquor, Fogon, Linda's Tavern
12AM: All remaining Santas party at Neighbours!

Let the stories of New York City's 2013 edition of Santacon serve as your warning: