From all of us at Slog, we hope your 2014 will be a year full of fun, progress, and love. Unless you're an enemy of Slog, in which case we hope you get bed bugs.
UPDATE 12:37 AM: Goddamnit, Dan. I was supposed to get the New Year's Slog greeting this year and you were in charge of President's Day. Now our holiday schedule is going to be all out of whack.