Hey look! National Organization for Marriage doofus Brian Brown is claiming the gay wedding featured in the Rose Bowl Parade was there to "indoctrinate kids" into supporting gay marriage.

Why stop there? What about the groups of marching cheerleaders, indoctrinating kids in the objectification of women? Or the various walkabout mascots indoctrinating kids into erotic furrydom? Or the countless parade attendees indoctrinating kids in the practice of eating an entire bag of cotton candy while sitting on a lawn chair by the side of the road?

Here's a tip: Don't leave your children's education to parades.

Hat tip: RightWingWatch.