We just got an e-mail from One Million Moms announcing their support for something called Trail Life USA:

1MM is proud to endorse a new outdoor adventure program for boys as an alternative to the Boy Scouts of America (BSA). In May, 2013, the BSA voted to begin allowing open and avowed homosexuals into its ranks, leading to a mass exodus of families looking to protect their sons.

I had no idea Trail Life USA was a thing. It's really just a low-rent, ripoff Boy Scouts. There's even a transfer program for Boy Scouts who are switching over to Trail Life but who want to keep their achievements. (I'm surprised that the Trail Life oath doesn't end with "No homo.") The program appears to be a blatant off-brand theft of everything about the Boy Scouts, only with the promise that any homosexual members have to stay in the closet for fear of bullying. That's what passes for religion in America these days. Below, I've embedded a very long, very boring video explaining the nuts-and-bolts of Trail Life. It doesn't include any open homophobia, but that's something that modern Christians have gotten pretty good at concealing in the last decade or so.