Compared to Marco Rubio and Bobby Jindal, I thought Cathy McMorris Rodgers did an okay job giving the Republican response to the State of the Union address. By which I mean, she didn't shit herself on live television. But all she talked about was her own biography, giving off the condescending air of someone who can't understand why every American can't pull themselves up by their own bootstraps, the way she did. It was basically just a fairy tale, a bedtime story about how gosh-darn great everything would be if the Republicans only had their way. Here's the whole thing: