President Obama and House Speaker John Boehner.
  • Official White House Photo by Pete Souza
  • March 2013: President Obama and House Speaker John Boehner.

Last year, you said the state of our union was "meh" and "un-fucking-believable." Dan Savage said: ""The state of our union is schlong. It's juvenile, I know, but I've always wanted a president to say that."

This year's address begins at 6 p.m. What's the state of our union today, Slog?