In Case You Missed It: Musab Masmari was charged with arson in the first degree.

Jog Around the Poor People Places: These maps showing where people like to jog also match up to each city's rich and poor neighborhoods. As a native New Yorker, I appreciate that particular map looking like a giant middle finger.

This Is Not How We Should Be Defining Celebrity: Mychal Smith explains why this George Zimmerman boxing match is an offensive shitshow.

We Have Restrictions For That?: Why won't Washington just let lucha libre be great?

Tacoma Rapist Reformed, So, Like, Stop Asking Him About That Rape: He pleaded guilty 32 years ago, and wants to stop registering as a sex offender and going through continued supervision. My heart says no, but my brain says NO.

No One Else Thought of This: Mayor Murray declares 2014 the year of training for SPD. Well, it certainly can't hurt.

Fuck Tha Police: Thousands of kids ignored the mandate from the superintendent and went to the parade anyway.

You Guys, We're Getting Invisible Computers: How the fuck am I going to check Cute Emergency if I can't see it?

Harry Potter Fandom Runs Deep: A rare owl named after Richard Sherman was stolen from a bird sanctuary in Selah.

No One Here Gets Out Alive: Is Sochi going to become slang for the worst, most dangerous things that ever happened to you in your entire life?

Yikes: A man with multiple gunshot wounds was found walking near the Mercer Street ramp on I-5 last night.

Can Facebook Make You Sad?: Only if you're looking at it.

This Morning In My Alley: A couple is fighting about who said what shit to whom. He thinks she said that shit first! She thinks he said that shit to HER! Aw, pobrecito.