Look at this unintentional burrito bowl!
  • Look at this unintentional burrito bowl!

I love Rancho Bravo, and I eat there at least 3 times a week. I usually go for the burrito (compact, delicious) but I have the same problem every time I order one—I pick it up, take a bite, and the entire goddamn thing falls apart like it was made of quicksand. My technique is a grab in the middle with one hand, prop up gently while guiding it into my largest face hole with the other sort of thing, and it's served me well over time, becaue I always get delicious food in my face. NOT THIS TIME.