Insight into Christian Self-Perception: There will be two Christian-themed movies titled "Persecuted" coming out this year. In case you were wondering, the Christians are supposed to be the persecuted ones.
Sick of Being Number Two: Is Pepsi slowly getting out of the soda business?
There Are No Good Guys in This Story: Here's what happens after you write "I'm fucked in the head alright, I think I'ma SHOOT UP A KINDERGARTEN [sic]...AND WATCH THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT RAIN DOWN...AND EAT THE BEATING HEART OF ONE OF THEM" on Facebook and someone reports you to the cops.
Be Sure to Cook In a Clean, Well-Lighted Place: Here's Ernest Hemingway's hamburger recipe.
The Most Adorable Bookseller in Seattle: Seattle Mystery Bookshop has adopted a new bookstore dog. Even more adorably, that dog's name is Parker.
The Never-Ending Candle: All of a sudden, the internet can't get enough of this (almost) infinite candle concept, although some commenters wonder if this idea would work very well at all.
Yep! That's a Sinkhole, All Right: Here's video of that Corvette museum sinkhole from yesterday.