No Shit, Senator: John McCain says if the presidential election were held tomorrow, Hillary Clinton would win.
If They're Lucky, It'll Be Half as Good: Warner Brothers has announced that The Lego Movie 2 will be released on May 26, 2017. I wrote about how my Lego Movie-watching experienced was laced with fear for the inevitable sequel earlier this week.
Will Ferrell (Not) on Ice: He's like a gazelle in a skintight tuxedo costume:
How Conservative Is Humping? Conservative leader says “there is nothing conservative about sodomy.”
Cascadia Now? The Seattle Globalist provides a primer on Cascadia and compares the burgeoning Cascadia separatist movement with Quebec. What do you think of Cascadia, Slog?