And we're only two months in? Yikes! To quote commenter DOUG., "Is this performance art? Is Andy Kaufman our mayor?"
But don't get discouraged, Mayor Murray! Everyone makes mistakes. In fact, there are some great songs about fucking up, many of which might bring you some comfort during these tough times. Here are a few suggestions!
"Oops!... I Did It Again" by Britney Spears
You see my problem is this/I'm dreaming away/Wishing that heroes, they truly exist/I cry, watching the days/Can't you see I'm a fool in so many ways.
"Everyone Makes Mistakes" by Big Bird
If you make a mistake while counting to ten/Well don't get mad and don't be sad/Just start to count again.
"Girls With Accents by Fences
I'm fucking up, I'm fucking up, I'm fucking up everything.
"If I Could Turn Back Time" by Cher
Too strong to tell you I was sorry/Too proud to tell you I was wrong /I know that I was blind, and ooh/If I could turn back time.
"I'm Sorry" by Brenda Lee
You tell me mistakes/Are part of being young/But that don't right/The wrong that's been done.
Now it's your turn! Do you have any other songs to help Mayor Murray get through this rough patch and get his head back in the game? Let's hear it!