The conservative Daily Caller has published a profile with the headline "Meet the GOP’s main man for minority outreach." Guess who the best practitioner of minority outreach is in the Republican Party. Just guess.

Give up?

It's Rand Paul.

Yes, that Rand Paul. (But that was so long ago, whines the Daily Caller.) Yes, I repeat, that Rand Paul. (Okay, so he's had some stumbles, the Daily Caller prevaricates.) Good luck with that one, guys.