Tonight's Valmont's Pad, so smartly named after an Ennio Morricone track featured in in the film Danger: Diabolik, promises the "way out sound from far in" meeting the most out-of-this-world "sexadelic sounds!" DAMN! Now that sounds like a groovy scene, man!! Yeah, and expect the most foamiest of way-outs spun by host/resident DJ E-Z Action and the Dynamic Distortions duo DJ Explorateur and Veins. Together this three-pronged DJ crew are an unfuckwithable trident bringing you easy greasy knowledge that's well-sussed on deep library sounds, exploitation funk, dreamy soundtrack cuts, and perhaps some of the most choice tracks of cool weirdness ever committed to wax. Now, dig this taste of tonight's promise from Howard Wales.

Valmont's Pad is on a whimsical schedule—tonight is the first VP since January 2013 and only the VP crew knows when they'll return, so I suggest you DO NOT miss this. It's all going down at Vermillion, TONIGHT @ 9PM/21+/free.