The deranged shitstains at Breitbart launched their Breitbart California site with an ad campaign that... well, it has to be seen to be believed:

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Click here to see what the photoshop whizzes at Breitbart did to Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg. Says Mediate:

To help promote the new California-focused vertical, [Breitbart California] tapped political artist, and seemingly unstable human, Sabo, the man behind the Cruz posters, to design a series of street-art style graphics, including one of a shirtless, skateboarding hipster Andrew Breitbart, who is still dead, shredding the Hollywood Hills. Another depicts Mark Zuckerberg with a pair of breasts, because sure whatever. The artist explained on his Facebook page that he was surprised they actually ended up using the images. ā€œI was shocked that they went with what I drew up because the posters are edgy as hell,ā€ he wrote. Not sure if depicting Nancy Pelosi as Miley Cyrus with her tongue out, bent over before a flexing Jerry Brown, is edgy, but itā€™s definitely something. ā€œOne of the mean fears was that ā€˜progressivesā€™ might hate us for the content of the postersā€¦ News flash peopleā€¦ they already hate us so fuck em!!ā€ he wrote.

So what is Breitbart California... doing exactly? Breitbart News Executive Chairdouchebag Stephen K. Bannon attempt to explain explains here:

ā€œAndrew Breitbart and I grew up in Los Angeles, and even as kids, were proud Angelinos and Californians,ā€ said Breitbart News President and CEO Larry Solov. ā€œThe well-being of this state, not to mention the Dodgers, was always near and dear to our hearts. As adults, we would often lament to each other, ā€˜How do you screw up the greatest place on earth?ā€™ We'll be examining that question and many others at Breitbart California, while never losing optimism that this state can still be a beacon and exemplar of freedom and prosperity. Itā€™s with that optimism that we launch this new vertical from Los Angeles, where we founded Breitbart News.ā€

Thank God Andrew Breitbart didn't grow up here in Washington State. Otherwise we might've woken up this morning to images of a shirtless Jay Inslee sporting a giant pair of photoshopped boobies.

UPDATE: The rightwing's pathological and sexualized hatred for Nancy Pelosiā€”the first woman Speaker of the Houseā€”is as contemptible as it was predictable. For a glimpse of who Pelosi is a person, check out this really interesting, revealing, and humanizing conversation between Pelosi and Julia Louise-Dreyfus in Sunday's New York Times.