The whole world is worried about Ukraine.
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  • The whole world is worried about Ukraine.

Ukraine vs. Russia: "Ukrainian acting Interior Minister Arsen Avakov said Wednesday that the separatist protests in Ukraine's eastern region would be resolved within 48 hours—either through negotiations or the use of force," reports CNN. "At the same time, Russia insisted that the presence of its troops just over the border was no reason to worry."

"I saw body parts flying in the air": Massive bomb blast near a fruit and vegetable market on the outskirts of the Pakistani capital of Islamabad kills at least 21, injures dozens more.

Meanwhile in Pittsburgh: High-school stabbing spree leaves at least 20 students wounded.

In Better News: Mariners win home opener!

Change Your Online Passwords: Tech firms urge people to change all their passwords after the discovery of a major security flaw.

And Secure Your Wifi!: So some creep can't download kiddie porn using your network.

Mike Huckabee: Dropping hints about 2016, issuing denials about his flagrant homophobia.

Not So Green in Green Lake: "For decades, neighbors living near an eccentric Green Lake chemist had no idea they were living next to a home containing staggering amounts of dangerous, poisonous, and even explosive chemicals," reports KIRO.

Gravity Sucks: UW frat member found unconscious under open window. (Also, are aware how freakishly often frat people fall from dangerous heights? It's a fucking epidemic!)

Finally, happy birthday to the late, great Carl Perkins, the "King of Rockabilly" and rock n' roll pioneer, who was born on this day in 1932.