But if I owned a gun and a vagina and I needed to conceal my gun for some reason... I would unload the gun before I stuck it in my vagina:
During the booking process, a female corrections officer reportedly detected an "unknown item in (Archer's) crotch." That jailer and a female patrol officer then accompanied Archer to a restroom, according to the report, "and recovered a North American Arms 22 LR revolver (loaded) which Dallas had concealed in her vagina." An incident report states the weapon was checked through the National Crime Information Center database, coming back as reported stolen during a 2013 auto burglary.
But that's just me.