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An art sculpture designed to represent unity has been moved from a Michigan town, because residents thought it was meant to be a gay orgy. Blue Human Condition, by sculptor Mark Chatterley, was unveiled last week near Adrian City Hall, but residents labelled it an “abomination” and referred to it as “the orgy statue." Chatterly said the sculpture was not intended to be sexual, and told Huffington Post the meaning was that “living today, we can’t do it alone. We rely on other people (…) to try to survive.”

You know what? It does kinda look like a big gay orgy. Clearly wrong for Adrian, Michigan—but absolutely perfect for Fremont, Center of the Universe. The folks who brought Lenin to Fremont should get on bringing Blue Human Condition to town.