Other popular new girl's names are Pistol, Prim, Rarity (from My Little Pony?), Charlemagne and Rebelle.
Brand new boy's names included Rydder, Jceion, Hatch, Tuf, Lloyal, Xzaiden, Charger, Kyndle, Power, Warrior, Kaptain, Subaru, and Vice.
I understand that making fun of baby names is a time-tested internet tradition—hell, I've done it once or twice on Slog myself—but it's ultimately like punching a wave. The wave doesn't care, and you get soaked anyway.