An outdoor festival complaint in the vein of Dave Segal's quiet show rant here, I'd like to say: Hey stupid people! Stop leaving piles of your backpacks on the ground in front of the stage. Tons of people are trying to watch the show, and you totally suck for making us trip over your useless-ass backpacks. I have been wearing a backpack all day, and haven't once felt it necessary to inconvenience everybody and make them obstacle-course over it out of laziness; it has remained on my back during all crowded shows. So to sum things up: stop it, you suck.

Also, this guy in a feaux-native headdress is dumb:

C'mon, son.