Because I've gotten lots of letters from newly open couples who got a similar response from the rest of the world's global inhabitants:
SAN JACINTO, CAâDespite local married couple Jim and Nancy McFaddenâs recent decision to seek new romantic partners while still staying together, sources reported Monday that the rest of the worldâs population is not exactly jumping at the chance to partake in the open relationship. âNo thanks, weâre good,â 7.1 billion global inhabitants of every age, race, and sexual orientation reportedly said to the husband and wife of four years following word of their new romantic arrangement.