In a major statement on privacy rights in the digital age, the Supreme Court on Wednesday unanimously ruled that the police need warrants to search the cellphones of people they arrest. Chief Justice John G. Roberts Jr., writing for the court, said the vast amount of data contained on modern cellphones must be protected from routine inspection.

Unanimous decisions are rare for this court—and it's rarer still to see Clarence Thomas siding with civil libertarians. What could be the reason?

So, yeah, your dick pics are safe from the cops. The same can't be said for angry porn stars...