Look, you're not fooling anyone. You're day-drunk from soccer and you're heading toward a long weekend. You're not doing any work. Just put on your headphones and listen to this nightmarish compilation of terrible demo tapes assembled by a British record company in the late 1980s. It's genuinely worth listening to the whole thing, if just because it ably demonstrates humanity's indomitable desire to create art. I honestly find the whole thing to be kind of touching.