After taking a close look at the package of cannabis Dom bought during today's marijuana bonanza, I saw only one significant problem: You folks need proofreaders.

This sentence, for example, could use some help:

Points for the serial comma, though.

So if you're a cannabis label-maker and want a copywriter, or just an extra pair of eyes to make sure you don't sound like a goofball, help me help you by emailing brendan@thestranger.com.

Rates are negotiable.