- The Top 5 Reasons to Enjoy LARVETS
Feel it all melding in your intestines. The worms swimming in the Strawberry Yoohoo like a cool breeze sliding down Mount Shasta across an open field. “Too Fast For Love” is on the stereo. The engineered strawberry flavoring, and the dusting of only the finest powder cheddar cheeses available in San Bernadino. Tommy Lee is on the drums and the milk product in the Yoohoo makes the worms plump back up. It’s almost like they’re reanimated, coming back to life, in your stomach. You feel squiggling in the strawberry cheese gravy as the highway rolls by. You’re a motherfucking firebird.