Is Satan always yap-yap-yappin' in your ear? He really is a big mouth jerk. But hey, now, THERE'S AN APP FOR THAT! With this new smartphone app, you can make that ole' "twisted serpent" Leviathan (Isaiah 27:1), finally drink a cup of SHUT THE HELL UP. No, really! Take it away, Kyle:

  • Kelly O

Via Christian Nightmares. Bonus pic of a satanic Juggalo. You're welcome!